Thoughts on Saffron Burrows

There ought to be a rule, I think, that if your child's name sounds like a location from a poorly translated JRPG then...well, you should change it.

INT. SAFFRON BURROWS - NIGHT

The place here is dark and there are some about. WHISPER and GLANS come in. They are seen fast and three guard come out with fight.

GUARD #1

Halt! Here is not it!

GUARD #2

Don't make it happen!

Whisper whispers something to Glans. They take GREEN HAMMER OF STONES and swing at with force the Guard #1.

GLANS

Break!

WHISPER

He makes it so fast here!

Guard #1 gets to smash, the others making leap in surprised. A fight begins to instance.